She will not be simple and sweet. She will not be what people tell her she should be.

8. Fact: It is a bad idea to date a known cheater, because even if he doesn't cheat on you, you will always know he's capable of it and will never fully trust him. Then you will become even more insecure and neurotic than you already are.

I sit around too much, waiting for other people to do stuff and angsting about stuff they've done, without doing anything myself.

Never take a seat in the back of the room. Winners sit up front.

Singin' in the Rain was most excellent if you like movies where people burst into song and tap-dance. Which I do, though not as much as I like movies where people don't.

They do sometimes go crazy, these people, because the world is telling them not to want the things they want. It can seem saner to give up-But then one goes insane from giving up.

If those are your friends, you've got no need for enemies.