Always remember, me dear, whether you're listening to a tale or telling one: Every penny piece that's struck has two sides to it.

Are modern children going to revolt against being modern, and if so, what form will reaction of modern parents take?

People in England who do not like gardening are very few, and of the few there are, many do not own to it, knowing that they might just as well own to having been in prison, or got drunk at Buckingham Palace.

Does not a misplaced optimism exist, common to all mankind, leading on to false conviction that social engagements, if dated sufficiently far ahead, will never really materialize?

Every Englishman is an average Englishman: it is a national characteristic.

A child with an intense capacity for feeling can suffer to a degree that is beyond any degree of adult suffering, because imagination, ignorance, and the conviction of utter helplessness are untempered either by reason or by experience.

Most Englishmen are convinced that God is an Englishman, probably educated at Eton.