What is literature compared with cooking? The one is shadow, the other is substance.

Every cat is really the most beautiful woman in the room.

The trouble with marriage is that, while every woman is at heart a mother, every man is at heart a bachelor.

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.

Few women and fewer men have enough character to be idle.

To set but a low value upon toast is to expose one's deficiencies in right appreciation.

Americans are people who prefer the Continent to their own country, but refuse to learn its languages.