Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail.

I am supposed to be, according to what I am told, one of the children of the cotton plantation owner's sons. If I could prove that, I'd own the whole goddamn everything.

When my baby was born I had to know how to save her in case she fell in the pool or something like that. I went to one of these nursing places to learn how to take care of the child.

I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

In 1992, fans of our feline temptress got another chance to sink their claws into the new and exciting tales of Catwoman in 'Batman: The Animated Series.'

Dallas is where Kennedy was shot, and that's where I was put in jail.

I thought Britney Spears was absolutely marvelous in the beginning. But now I think she's gone off the deep end.