Thank God you've got a sense of humor, or you'd be in trouble.

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.

I was called a naughty girl only because I was singing naughty songs.

I still can't go over a subway grating without looking down to see if there is some money there.

The public has become my fairy godmother.

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold.

Dr. Einstein was not successful in school, but he found something in the air from his own imagination and his own brain power, and look what he did.