I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

I am supposed to be, according to what I am told, one of the children of the cotton plantation owner's sons. If I could prove that, I'd own the whole goddamn everything.

People in general are used to seeing me as the naughty girl because that's what they've always cast me as.

I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.

This is where you see the truth of entertainment, because it is not edited. You see it on stage as it is happening. Even if we fall down or forget our words, it's a part of live entertainment.

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. And I want someone to share me, with me.