I always believe in living in the country, because that's where what I eat is what I can put back in the dirt.

I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!

A cat is a cat. She has no race creed or collar.

This is where you see the truth of entertainment, because it is not edited. You see it on stage as it is happening. Even if we fall down or forget our words, it's a part of live entertainment.

I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger.

I am supposed to be, according to what I am told, one of the children of the cotton plantation owner's sons. If I could prove that, I'd own the whole goddamn everything.

I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.