Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.

I will always have enough money to last the rest of my life...as long as I don't buy anything.

The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.

I'm not sought after. I never get enough work. It's the history of my career. There just isn't anything to turn down, let me put it that way.

I got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.

As they used to say 'What if they gave a war and nobody came?' How worthwhile if they declared a day of peace and everybody came.

We all moan and groan about the loss of the quality of life through the destruction of our ecology, and yet every one of us, in our own little comfortable ways, contributes daily to that destruction. It's time now to awaken in each one of us the respect and attention our beloved Mother deserves.