You are literally too stupid to insult.

Who among us wouldn't rush out and buy a Pepsi if we thought it would make the Osborne's disappear?

There are currently more political parties in Iraq than unbombed buildings to hold them.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

I found myself often asking the question, "Who deserves to be made fun of?" Depending on your mood, the answer can be no one or everyone. It took me a while to understand the math of how those field pieces came together. I don't think that ridicule is ever funny, but there are times when that gets the biggest response.

Alcohol causes conflicts, firearms resolve conflicts.

I wish there was a way to know you were in the good old days before you actually left them.