[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater of the absurd.

Water, water, everywhere, Atlantic and Pacific. But New York City's got them beat, Our aqua is terrific!

Clinton has more important things to worry about. He not only risks being destroyed historically, like Afghanistan's Buddha statues; he also could end up going to jail.

Don't tell me this is a difficult problem. If it weren't difficult, it wouldn't be a problem.

You don't have to love them. You just have to respect their rights.

Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact.

Carter couldn't elect a dog-catcher.