It's too cold outside for angels to fly.

I think if you have someone without a sense of humor, you're less likely to be together.

Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life.

I used to get drunk in venues after my shows and sign the walls "Ed was here." So if you see that, it was me.

I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool.

I find the whole concept of women screaming at me so odd. It's very flattering, but I don't think I will ever consider myself to be a sex symbol.

The whole 'studly womaniser' thing, I mean, I quite enjoy the title - it's just not very accurate.