In the afterlife you don't have to worry about looking for work.

Nobody will ever notice that. Filmmaking is not about the tiny details. It's about the big picture.

We are going to finish this picture just the way I want it... because you cannot compromise an artist's vision.

If I judged anybody I wouldn't have any friends.

Modern man is a hard-working human.

No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.

My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.