The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.

...there are few things deader than a dead brown trout stream.

The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.

Fly fishing or any other sport fishing, is an end in itself and not a game or competition among fishermen. . . .

I don't regard nature as a spectator sport.

I get all the truth I need in the newspaper every morning, and every chance I get I go fishing, or swap stories with fishermen to get the taste of it out of my mouth.

I don't mind my hand shaking so much; it improves my S cast.