The chief difference between big-game fishing and weightlifting is that weightlifters never clutter up their library walls with stuffed barbells
The best time to go fishing is when you can
...there are few things deader than a dead brown trout stream.
I don't regard nature as a spectator sport.
The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know why.
Contrary to common belief, it is not true that if you cut a worm-fisherman in half, each half will grow into a complete fisherman. For which we should all be eternally grateful.