Ted Lewis could make the clarinet talk. What it said was put me back in the case!

Paul Desmond sounds like a female alcoholic.

They flat their fifths, we drink ours.

For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.

Brubeck, for instance, is not careless. He's a studied guy. And even if his picture ends up on the back cover of Life, he's still a studious guy.

Finally Beiderbecke came out with a silver cornet. He put it to his lips and blew a phrase. The sound came out like a girl saying 'yes'.

As it enters the ear, does it come in like broken glass, or does it come in like honey?