As it enters the ear, does it come in like broken glass, or does it come in like honey?
Finally Beiderbecke came out with a silver cornet. He put it to his lips and blew a phrase. The sound came out like a girl saying 'yes'.
Ted Lewis could make the clarinet talk. What it said was put me back in the case!
Paul Desmond sounds like a female alcoholic.
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
They flat their fifths, we drink ours.