If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I show you some of me. It's not a show no more.

I keep telling people I'll make movies until I'm fifty and then I'll go and do something else. I'm going to be a professional gentleman of leisure.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money.

My life is nothing like the Daddy Day Care life. Me around the house is nothing like the Daddy Day Care dad.

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!

I just voted for Jesse Jackson !

I will blow your face clean off your face!