I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

I never took guitar lessons. I took classical piano lessons from the age of six when we lived in Holland.

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts

I'm blessed with a good pair of ears. That's how I fooled my piano teacher. I'd watch his fingers and I'd listen to it, and I just kind of basically learned it by myself.

I applied to Uncyclopedia Bassists, and was accepted!!

I was so used to doing old blues licks with the first three fingers. When I started using my pinky and finding more spread things, that's when I started getting my own style.

Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot.