I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

I'm just a guitarist in a kick-ass rock and roll band. What more could I ask for?

A guitar is just theoretically built wrong. Each string is an interval of fourths, and then the B string is off. Theoretically, that's not right, all the strings should be off.

Bass is for people who can't play guitar

It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different.

Best believe that needle hurt you Best to see these true colors Than follow one of your false virtues A little secret to make you think: Why is the crazy stuff we never say, poetry in ink?

Sometimes I just want to lick David Lee Roth in the nuts