I wanted a Gibson type sound, but with a Strat vibrato ... I bought a body from Charvel for $50.00 and a neck for $80.00 - I slapped it together, put an old Gibson PAF in it and painted it up with the stripes

Major third complications can be overcome by lots of alcohol.

I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

I just consider myself slightly left-of-center. I'm not your average bear. I - what's the word? I'm not - normal.

Imagine if Beethoven had a tape recorder. Then you'd know exactly what he meant. Maybe he meant 'Da da da da' instead of 'Boom boom boom boom!' Who knows?

I wanted a Gibson type sound, but with a Strat vibrato ... I bought a body from Charvel for $50.00 and a neck for $80.00 - I slapped it together, put an old Gibson PAF in it and painted it up with the stripes

Everything comes to me while I'm sitting on the pot.