Lord help my poor soul.

Yet I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heartone of the indivisible primary faculties, or sentiments, which give direction to the character of Man.

To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.

Always keep a big bottle of booze at your side. If a bird starts talking nonsense to you in the middle of the night pour yourself a stiff drink.

We gave him a hearty welcome, for there was nearly half as much of the entertaining as of the contemptible about the man.

If we cannot comprehend God in his visible works, how then in his inconceivable thoughts, that call the works into being?

The best things in life make you sweaty.