Golf is a mental disorder.

I loathed poverty and I would have liked to put my hands on the party who said that poverty is an honorable estate. It is an indication of inefficiency and nothing more. There is nothing honorable or fine about it.

It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.

A warrior may change his metal, but not his heart.

It is a characteristic of the weak and criminal to attribute to others the misfortunes that are the result of their own wickedness.

If I had followed my better judgment always, my life would have been a very dull one.

I knew nothing about the technique of story writing, and now, after eighteen years of writing, I still know nothing about the technique, although with the publication of my new novel, Tarzan and the Lost Empire, there are 31 books on my list.