A plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm.

[T]he progress of civilization corresponds with the spread of general nausea.

Men hate to be misunderstood, and to be understood makes them furious.

Skepticism is history's bedfellow.

I wrote The Philosophy of Disenchantment, which is, I think, the gloomiest and worst book ever published. Out of sheer laziness, I then produced a history of atheism, The Anatomy of Negation, which has been honored by international dislike. Need I state that of all my children it is the one that I prefer?

A plain woman is one who, however beautiful, neglects to charm.