I’m not sad about any of my life. It’s so unconventional. It doesn’t look anything like I thought it would.

The second you are handed a newborn it is yours. It doesn’t matter what body it came out of. I’ve never felt more strongly about anything in my life.

My actual personality probably lies someplace between the two.

I don't know what it must be like to be a writer in general, but to be a comedy writer, it's got to be something - it's a very special kind of talent.

The common misconception is that as an actress you have to learn what you're doing. No, you just have to make the audience think you've learned it.

In my household there is an insane amount of laughter and celebration.

I have this dog named Marley, and it is a kind of love I had never known. I have a hard time believing Marley did not come from my body. I know that sounds insane, but I feel that connected to her. She made me realize I wanted to adopt children.