I've been thinking about Jesus. Don't you find it a bit strange that, since He was living with His family and all, He up and left them just when they needed him most?

If God has allowed me to earn so much money, it is because He knows I give it all away.

I don't lie; I improve on my life.

Use your faults, use your defects; then you're going to be a star.

People say that I could sing the phone book and make it sound good.

Money? How did I lose it? I never did lose it. I just never knew where it went.

I can die now. I've lived twice.