I'm the only one who still believes in Santa Claus!

Performers and their public should never meet. Once the curtain comes down, the performer should fly away like a magician's dove.

If God has allowed me to earn so much money, it is because He knows I give it all away.

Don't care what people say. Don't give a damn about their laws.

When you reach the top, you should remember to send the elevator back down for the others.

Americans want beauties, not me. I’m not the Parisian bombshell they expected. Can you see me as a chorus girl? Where’s my feather up the ass? They think I’m sad, they’re dumb. I don’t connect to them

Use your faults, use your defects; then you're going to be a star.