I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... but I am too busy thinking about myself.
I'm dying, but otherwise I'm in very good health.
One's own surroundings means so much to one, when one is feeling miserable.
If one is a greyhound, why try to look like a Pekingese?