Another little drink wouldn't do us any harm.

The trouble about most Englishwomen is that they will dress as if they had been a mouse in a previous incarnation, or hope to be one in the next.

Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.

The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... but I am too busy thinking about myself.

Art is magic, not logic. This craze for the logical spirit in irrational shape is part of the present harmful mania for uniformity.

A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.