A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.
My poems are hymns of praise to the glory of life.
It is hardly respectable to be good nowadays.
I have never, in all my life, been so odious as to regard myself as 'superior' to any living being, human or animal. I just walked alone - as I have always walked alone.
I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.