I feel sure that coups d'état would go much better if there were seats, boxes, and stalls so that one could see what was happening and not miss anything.
If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.
Genius is the talent of a person who is dead.
Statistics is the first of the inexact sciences.
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.