don't you hate people who say they're not complaining and then complain?

There are only two kinds of people in the world that really count. One kind's wheat and the other kind's emeralds.

Writing, to be memorable, must be done in a state of impassioned serenity.

Nicknames are fond names. We do not give them to people we dislike.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. Seated at Life's Dining Table, with the menu of Morals before you, your eye wanders a bit over the entrees, the hors d'oeuvres, and the things a la though you know that Roast Beef, Medium, is safe and sane, and sure.

Emma McChesney was engaged in that nerve-wracking process known as getting things out of the way. When Emma McChesney aimed to get things out of the way she did not use a shovel; she used a road-drag.

A placated bully is a hand-fed bully.