Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.

Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it?

I never would just open a door and walk through, I had to bust it down for the hell of it. I just naturally liked doing things the hard way.

Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth.

Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. Seated at Life's Dining Table, with the menu of Morals before you, your eye wanders a bit over the entrees, the hors d'oeuvres, and the things a la though you know that Roast Beef, Medium, is safe and sane, and sure.

Big doesn't necessarily mean better. Sunflowers aren't better than violets.

Nicknames are fond names. We do not give them to people we dislike.