Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.

No woman ought to pretend she's intelligent. And if she is she ought to have the intelligence to pretend she isn't.

People permit life to slide past them like a deft pickpocket, their purse-not yet missed and now too late-in his hand.

A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

Christmas is not a season. It is a feeling.

Opinion! If every one had so little tact as to give their true opinion when it was asked this would be a miserable world.

I am not belittling the brave pioneer men but the sunbonnet as well as the sombrero has helped to settle this glorious land of ours.