Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.

Big doesn't necessarily mean better. Sunflowers aren't better than violets.

Housework's the hardest work in the world. That's why men won't do it.

Living the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causing you to bump into people not going your way.

writers of novels are so busy being solitary that they haven't time to meet one another. But then, a writer learns nothing from a writer, conversationally. If a writer has anything witty, profound or quotable to say he doesn't say it. He's no fool. He writes it.

Whoever said love conquers all was a fool. Because almost everything conquers love - or tries to.

Men often marry their mothers.