Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
Edna FerberAny piece of furniture, I don't care how beautiful it is, has got to be lived with, and kicked about, and rubbed down, and mistreated by servants, and repolished, and knocked around and dusted and sat on or slept in or eaten off of before it develops its real character ... A good deal like human beings.
Edna FerberWhoever said love conquers all was a fool. Because almost everything conquers love - or tries to.
Edna FerberI am not belittling the brave pioneer men but the sunbonnet as well as the sombrero has helped to settle this glorious land of ours.
Edna Ferber