celebratin' New Year's Eve is like eatin' oranges. You got to let go your dignity t' really enjoy 'em.

The feminine in the man is the sugar in the whisky. The masculine in the woman is the yeast in the bread. Without these ingredients the result is flat, without tang or flavor.

A whole roomful of Jews is like a charged battery. The vitality sparks seem to fly, and frequently the result is a short circuit.

Whoever said love conquers all was a fool. Because almost everything conquers love - or tries to.

There is an interesting resemblance in the speeches of dictators, no matter what country they may hail from or what language they may speak.

No woman ought to pretend she's intelligent. And if she is she ought to have the intelligence to pretend she isn't.

All the difference in the world between the movies and the thrill I get out of a play at the theater. Ay, yes! Like fooling around with paper dolls when you could be playing with a real live baby.