Because every single one of us has something to say to the others, something that deserves to be celebrated or forgiven by others

The division of labor among nations is that some specialize in winning and others in losing.

Charity, vertical, humiliates. Solidarity, horizontal, helps.

Chaplin and Keaton are still the best. They know that there is nothing more serious than laughter, an art demanding infinite work, and that as long as the world revolves, making others laugh is the most splendid of activities.

I am not particularly interested in saving time; I prefer to enjoy it.

The world is becoming an immense military base, and that base is becoming a mental hospital the size of the world. Inside the nuthouse, which ones are crazy?

History never really says goodbye. History says, see you later.