If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.