Congress is always willing to appropriate money for more and bigger paved roads, anywhere -- particularly if they form loops.

As Mark Twain said, 'I love Wagner -- if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!'

A man's duty? To be ready -- with rifle or rood -- to defend his home when the showdown comes.

Doctrines like Christianity or Islam or Marxism require unanimity of belief. One dissenter casts doubt on the creed of millions.

The world is older and bigger than we are. This is a hard truth for some folks to swallow.

The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.

Beware the writer who always encloses the word *reality* in quotation marks: He's trying to slip something over on you. Or into you.