If there's anyone still present whom I've failed to insult . . . I apologize.

In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.

Is the Archbishop's blessing any more meaningful than the Politician's handshake? The come, they go, with bigger things than us on their minds.

Suicide: Don't knock it if you ain't tried it.

Humankind will not be free until the last Kremlin commissar is strangled with the entrails of the last Pentagon chief of staff.

I am hopeful, though not full of hope, and the only reason I don't believe in happy endings is because I don't believe in endings.

The rebel is doomed to a violent death. The rest of us can look forward to sedated expiration in a coma inside an oxygen tent, with tubes inserted in every bodily orifice.