Do I believe in ghosts? I believe in the ghosts that haunt the human mind.

In everything but brains and brawn, women are vastly superior to men. A different race.

Those art lovers who pride themselves mostly on *taste* usually possess no other talent.

Though I've lived in the rural West most of my life, I never once fell in love with a horse. Not once. Neither end.

I hate intellectual discussion. When I hear the words 'phenomenology' or 'structuralism', I reach for my buck knife.

But of the seven deadly sins, wrath is the healthiest - next only to lust.

Alaska's chief attractions are: (a) its small and insignificant human population, thanks to the miserable climate; and (b) its large and magnificent wildlife population, thanks to (a). Both of these attractions are being rapidly diminished, however, by (c) the Law of Growth and Space-Age Sleaze.