I'm in favor of animal liberation. Why? Because I'm an animal.

In marriage, the occasional catastrophic crisis is easier to manage than the daily routine.

I always wanted to be a cowboy. But alas! I was burdened early with certain inescapable obligations to world literature.

Longevity, like intelligence and good looks and health and strength of character, is largely a matter of genetic heritage. Choose your parents with care.

God bless America. Let's try to save some of it.

Baseball is a slow, sluggish game, with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the situation on the field: This is what a fan loves most about the game

I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to help an institution. Great nations may fall in ruin before I would sell a friend to save them.