A shelf of classics for our young adults: Tolkien, Hesse, Casteneda, Kerouac, Salinger, Tom Robbins, and _The Last Whole Earth Catalog_.
Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.
The dog's life is a good life, for a dog.
Every man should be his own guru; every woman her own gurette.
Grand opera is a form of musical entertainment for people who hate music.
Why administrators are respected and schoolteachers are not: An administrator is paid a lot for doing very little, while a teacher is paid very little for doing a lot.