Girls: I never wanted them all. Just all the ones I wanted.

In a nation of sheep, one brave man forms a majority.

Democracy -- rule by the people -- sounds like a fine thing; we should try it sometime in America.

Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem. That town is looking for trouble.

No man is wise enough to be another man's master. Each man's as good as the next -- if not a damn sight better.

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.

Wilderness begins in the human mind.