Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.

I’m tired of doing what I don’t want to do to live the way I don’t want to live.

Girls: I never wanted them all. Just all the ones I wanted.

Ah yes, the head is full of books. The hard part is to force them down through the bloodstream and out through the fingers.

Some people write to please, to soothe, to console. Others to provoke, to challenge, to exasperate and infuriate. I've always found the second approach the more pleasing.

Most of the literary classics are worth reading, if you've nothing better to do.

For women, the sexual act is a means to a higher end. For a man, it is an end in itself.