Suicide: Don't knock it if you ain't tried it.

Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Why this cult of wilderness?... because we like the taste of freedom; because we like the smell of danger.

In a nation of sheep, one brave man forms a majority.

As war and government prove, insanity is the most contagious of diseases.

There's another disadvantage to the use of the flashlight: like many other mechanical gadgets it tends to separate a man from the world around him. If I switch it on my eyes adapt to it and I can see only the small pool of light it makes in front of me; I am isolated. Leaving the flashlight in my pocket where it belongs, I remain a part of the environment I walk through and my vision though limited has no sharp or definite boundary.