Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile.

One thing more dangerous than getting between a grizzly sow and her cub is getting between a businessman and a dollar bill.

No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.

The absurd vanity of metaphysicians who like to imagine that they create the world by thinking about it.

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.

I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts.

In the Soviet Union, government controls industry. In the United States, industry controls government. That is the principal structural difference between the two great oligarchies of our time.