The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.

The one great gift to humankind from our nuclear physicists has been the nuclear bomb. How can we ever thank them?

Might does not make right but it sure makes what is.

Be a half-assed crusader, a part-time fanatic. Don't worry to much about the fate of the world. Saving the world is only a hobby. Get out there and enjoy the world, your girlfriend, your boyfriend, husbands wives; climb mountains, run rivers, get drunk, do whatever you want to do while you can, before it's too late.

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothing can beat teamwork.

It is always dishonest for a reviewer to review the author instead of the author's book.

Phoenix, Arizona: an oasis of ugliness in the midst of a beautiful wasteland.