Tee Vee football: one team wins, one team loses -- they tie -- who cares? And why?

Beware of your wishes: They will probably come true.

The extreme clarity of the desert light is equaled by the extreme individuation of desert life forms. Love flowers best in openness and freedom.

We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners around here.

I have been a lucky man. But someone has to be.

I love America because it is a confused, chaotic mess - and I hope we can keep it this way for at least another thousand years. The permissive society is the free society.

Of all bores, the worst is the sparkling bore.