The industrial corporation is the natural enemy of nature.

Pure science is a myth: Both mathematical theoreticians like Albert Einstein and practical crackpots like Henry Ford dealt with different aspects of the same world.

Football is a game for trained apes. That, in fact, is what most of the players are -- retarded gorillas wearing helmets and uniforms. The only thing more debased is the surrounding mob of drunken monkeys howling the gorillas on.

It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave.

We should restore the practice of dueling. It might improve manners around here.

I believe in nothing that I cannot touch, kiss, embrace.... The rest is only hearsay.

And if the computer gives you any back talk, pour some well-sugared office coffee into its evil little silicon brain.