Why administrators are respected and schoolteachers are not: An administrator is paid a lot for doing very little, while a teacher is paid very little for doing a lot.
Edward AbbeyThere comes a point, in literary objectivity, when the author's self- effacement is hard to distinguish from moral cowardice.
Edward AbbeyMy notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
Edward Abbey