I’m tired of doing what I don’t want to do to live the way I don’t want to live.

There are two kinds of people I cannot abide: bigots and any well-organized ethnic group.

If wilderness is outlawed, only outlaws can save wilderness.

The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares.

Alaska's chief attractions are: (a) its small and insignificant human population, thanks to the miserable climate; and (b) its large and magnificent wildlife population, thanks to (a). Both of these attractions are being rapidly diminished, however, by (c) the Law of Growth and Space-Age Sleaze.

Opera: I like it, except for all those howling sopranos and caterwauling tenors. (Why can't tenors sing like men?)

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.