Some lives are tragic, some ridiculous. Most are both at once.

I was once invited to take part in a heroic, possibly fatal enterprise, but I declined, mainly on account of sloth.

Girls, like flowers, bloom but once. But once is enough.

Phoenix, Arizona: an oasis of ugliness in the midst of a beautiful wasteland.

Love implies anger. The man who is angered by nothing cares about nothing.

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Only the half-mad are wholly alive.