Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either.

How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you bloody well feel like it.

Those who dream of the joys of living in a space colony should live in a space colony.

Indolence and melancholy: Each generates the other. If one can speak of such feeble passions as generating anything.

Charity should be spontaneous. Calculated altruism is an affront.

The result of this bestial lust is an indiscriminate and promiscuous splaying of all of my energies- wanting all, I accomplish nothing; desiring everything, I satisfy nothing and am satisfied by nothing.

Everyone should learn a manual trade: It's never too late to become an honest person.