Alaska is our biggest, buggiest, boggiest state. Texas remains our largest unfrozen state. But mountainous Utah, if ironed out flat, would take up more space on a map than either.

The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chain saws.

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.

Anyone not paranoid in this world must be crazy. . . . Speaking of paranoia, it's true that I do not know exactly who my enemies are. But that of course is exactly why I'm paranoid.

Money confers the power to command the labor of others. Love of money is love of power. And love of power is the root of evil.

There is a fine art to making enemies and it requires diligent cultivation. It's not as easy as it looks.

Indolence and melancholy: Each generates the other. If one can speak of such feeble passions as generating anything.